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The nurse enjoyed listening to her baby's heartbeat on her breaks, using the Doppler kept on the ward. Unfortunately, no one had taught her to take her own pulse at the same time.
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"Congratulations, you are now a proud father" the doctor responded, rubbing his eyes while ignoring my question on the child's sex "I think you need to call a priest first" he wheezes barely, his whole left arm now swallowed by black ichor that stemmed from the operation theatre.
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[AUG25] "We keep them pregnant or nursing most of the time, so that they are consistently producing milk for the dairy," the farmer explained to the new farmhand. "We don't get as much volume from the women as we do from the cows, of course, but you'd be shocked at how much it sells for," he continued, raising his voice to be heard over the cries from the stalls.
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